Pritikin Recipes

According to fashion gurus like Tim Gunn, if you’re older than 40 you can wear anything that is devoid of vibrant color, personality, or fits the style of the current decade or anything from the decades you have lived through. Also take heed to avoid anything that shows your arms, legs, chest, or neck, because to do so means you’re trying way too hard and attempting to compete with your daughter – or somebody’s daughter – if you have no children.

How come? Because, everybody knows that you’re a dried up hag and seeing you attempting to act sexy, fashionable, or cool makes us imagine that you may have sex or a life and that makes us gag because old women shouldn’t have sex or a life outside of caring for grandchildren and cooking pies or whatever crones at that age do.

So please, for the love of God, stop making a fool out of yourself already, you wrinkled old cow!

Now go find a nice black trapeze dress or mu mu or something that hits at your ankles, and slink off in a corner somewhere so we don’t have to look at you, cause you ain’t cool, relevant, or important. Plus, you cramp our style and remind us of death.” Yeah, I think that’s a pretty accurate view of 40 something women and fashion. What do you guys think?

My question again was about fit over 40 and there have been some great answers